
You saw the peeling paint, crooked floors, ancient plumbing, and suspicious electrical panel.
And you bought it anyway. 🏚️
This vintage-inspired “Old Houses & Bad Decisions” hoodie celebrates everyone who has ever fallen hopelessly in love with a historic house despite all available evidence suggesting they should probably run.
Perfect for:
Historic home owners and renovators
Victorian and old house lovers
DIY and restoration enthusiasts
Preservation and architecture fans
Antique and architectural salvage hunters
Anyone currently funding their local hardware store's retirement plan
Perfect for chilly renovation weekends, antique hunting, old-house tours, salvage trips, porch sitting, or staring at your latest project wondering exactly how it got this complicated.
Would you make the same decision again?
Obviously.
Old Houses & Bad Decisions.
It’s warm without feeling bulky, and the neutral artwork blends with everyday outfits so the message comes through without shouting. Thoughtful, durable, and comfortable.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and a soft hand (Heather Sport: 60% polyester / 40% cotton)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit and reduced waste
- Drawstring double-lined hood with color-matched cord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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